Bellydancer. Beekeeper. Urban Chicken Husbander. Burlesque aficionado; Baseball fan; Bon vivant. Voracious Eater (and fortunately avid chef). Totally clueless tourist.
Join your hostess with the mostess as she stumbles through her adventures, usually with her nose in a book and her hair in a state, aiming for the moon, and landing among the stars. It's less "the most interesting (wo)man in the world" and more "oh, look, she walked into a door while texting - AGAIN."
And that's okay.